Today the 8th graders from the maroon team came. and yesterday Brennan read this wondrous speech about cheerleading, today we expected her to read it again. BUT NO. then we see Marge Homes and some other freak go up to read it. me and laura are like no wait, it can't be them reading it, they're not even cheerleaders, Not even close to cheerleaders. so we're like HELLLL NO. but then they go up to read it, and Marge completely destroys the speech. She mutilitated the speech like none other, she couldn't even pronounce the word advantageous. she was like "advantage, advantagey ous ?" AHSDLFLv, i want to hurt her now. and then some other girl finishes the speech, and starts cracking up during it and totally demolishes anything left in the whole beautiful speech written by HOTT LINDSEY HECKER. i just i just don't know what to do. can someone please help me? because i seriously believe i need help. SERIOUSLY. alright enough of this blubber. i love you.

"I don't even know what she was doing reading that speech because she is clearly not anywhere good enough to be a cheerleader, CLEARLY. But i'm not one to throw stones...If you see her, tell her i have some beef..." - Captain Meg Gleason on the girl who can't pronounce advantageous.!!! mwa mwa