why? and where are all the gilberts?

why do people think it's fun to pretend on crutches? this i do not understand. i was once one of those fools. now i have realized it is no fun, no fun at all. i can barely type my arms hurt so badly. my sock kept hitting the ground this morning therfore soaking up all the snow and dirt and frostbiting my toes off. it sucked. it takes me twice as much to get everywhere and did i mention my arms are falling off??? i've never done this much arm workout. i'm not that strong. i really don't know how much longer i can do this. other then that....life is great!!! except where are all the gilberts??? i mean seriously.