gag

can i please just be like 4 or 26. either age will do, cause 18 sure isn't doing.

or 12. maybe. 12 might even be good...nah probably younger. like 8. that's my favorite number so it would be nice. 8 is such a pretty number i love it. it's so roundy and perfect and pretty.

yeah. boot. ing all over. i forgot how much fun it is to write short sentences with lots of periods. well. tha† was a long one. but from now on. they will be short. cause it's cooler that way. dude. wheres my car? ashton is so frickin hott. bang me. nah. don't. that movie reminds me of fun. which is not now. i have to go to the doctor. i have to get a shot for college. sometimes i like the doctor. sometimes i don't. paper dresses are funny. yeah about that. if i had paper clothes...i'd be a paper doll. my clothes would stay on with little tabs. that would be kinda cool maybe. maybe not cause they fall off easy. then i'd be nakie. funny stuff. i can only breathe out of one nostril. save me from this. torture. more ways then one. i've said that phrase recently. stop. ok. enough. au. revoir. mwa.