Hello, tis ur owner once again. i do not know exactly who i'm speaking to, my bloggie or the reader, but whatev. anyway i recently arrived home from the worst practice of my life. let's go in a sequential (meggie's fave word...) order of events. First things started off wonderfully, i was enjoying admiring the scratch on my arm that i got yesterday which really made me happy because i rarely get wounds that are seen and i really wanna show off my cheer ouchies so, i was quite overjoyed at the fact that i had a scratch that had bled haha, that sounds soo weird, ok anyway. We started mounting and we were putting Chadi up in libs, when oh suddenly she falls, oh look there is her arm swinging around toward my face and wham it comes into contact with my lip...i am thrown to the mat and i cover my face. haha i'm cracking myself up here, cause i'm making it sound really bad. so then i'm like it's ok i'm ok, just a few little tears, but then a smile cause oh look i have a 2nd wound to show off, but of course by now my fat lip has gone down, DARN IT. We continue stunting, but then i don't know, we stop and go to spot others. Britta asks me to move back and i'm like whatev how can i catch u if i'm back here, but i just thought that. so i did and then i went to see the little pup Nala and that was some good times. Then i went and did some other stuff, i don't remember and then, the moment of truth. Ashley wants to stunt, so Meg's like Sarah back, and i'm like i'm on it captain, no i didn't say that, but it would be cool if i did. So we get in position, but we need another side. We call Natalia over but she's too short, so we say JESSSSSS get ur assie over here. ok Chadi's going up and it's great, nice pop and everything. then she decides on the next one to pull a scorp. Cool man haha. so she goes up and oh baby nice scorp and oh baby now she's falling to the ground and there she goes over to the side where i cannot catch her, and shoulder meets ground and tears meet cheeks and we all go get water. GREAT. ok then she's dead, well not really and we all go do a cruel and unusual amount of pushups, on Meg's count, which if u know, Meg's count can be deadly. Since Meg herself is a man, don't worry Meg, i still love u, man or not. After that, Meg's glorious volleyball past came out and we did some suicides which were quite fun followed by someother stuff, i don't even know what it was. Then i went and passed out by the water fountain, and the janitor had to wake me up and carry me back to the gym, BAHAHAH no that didn't happen, but it woulda been great. ok that's enough, i can type no more. i need chocolate and chapstick and my little dog otis. ohhhhhh what a world what a world...ya wicked witch!!
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