i'm back from dinner, it actually turned out to be quite...(tryin to think of a ghetto word)...fly. hahah, thanx meggie. I had some tri-color nachos and a fab salad. I reminisced about old times in Danbury and my mom made some funny hand movements as she often does. After dinner, my grandmother and i decided to ride the elevator up and down and wave at our fam out the window. yes, that was good times with g-ma. Of course my cuz and bro and yes my mother too, had to be followers and they too rode the elevators. Then we drove on home, and i went with my grandparents, now if you don't know my grandfather, he's a silly man. He takes all these crazy roads, that he thinks are shortcuts, but they're really not. Then he drove down a hill about 1 mph because of the snow, and i was sooo antsy i wanted to just run down the hill, in my ghetto boots. We finally made it home, but we stopped at Food Bag on the way and i got some candy and played with this cool doll that gave 20 reasons why you know ur a redneck. My grandma practically died laughing, about some of them. When we arrived home, my cousin was apparently shoveling the driveway for 5 bucks from my parents. When i stepped out of the car (my mom says i should've expected this, but for some reason i didn't), my cousin graciously began pelting me with some snowballs, and i was not dressed properly for a snow fight. So i was like "Thom, stop, i'm not wearing the right clothes" I guess he thought this meant get a huge snowball and push it in her face, cause that's what he did. So me being the very senstive and fragile girl that i am, started crying and walked into the house and stuff haha, and my parents were like you should've seen it coming, and my dad said he would cut his 5 dollar salary in half, but he didn't. The i went upstairs and ate my tootsie roll. And here i am now, doing nothing. But i still have a list of things i want to do
1. i don't wanna clean my room, but i know i should
2. play in the snow
3. go to a parking lot and practice snow driving in my mom's little car
4. watch dirty dancing
5. take a bath
6. frolic with otis
maybe someday i will be able to achieve those dreams. maybe not mwa mwa
"You know you're a redneck if your lifetime goal is to own a firework stand"
"You know you're a redneck, if your highschool prom had daycare"
"You know you're a redneck, if you have a four door car, but only one door works"
"You know you're a redneck, if you spent more money on your pickup, then on your education"
"You know you're a redneck, if you're too drunk to go fishing"
"You know you're a redneck, if your beer can collection is a tourist attraction in your home town"
hahah those are just a few that i remember!