Ok, last night has to have been the most daring and bad ass night of my life. Alright here goes, this is a really good story. I went to practice, the usual, except we started stunting and then everyone just kinda stopped after awhile, because Meg was acting very silly (wonder why...) and so we all just kinda tumbled, girl talked (Wes haha) or played with Nala, well that would be me. After like an hour, Meghan was like um u guyz can go home if u want, so me and Wes were like rock on we're going to club. So we head to the car, and then Alex Lay, mother permitting, decides to join us...so we go Stamford Financial Center, because according to Wes it's all county. We get there and the security guard is like what the hell, ur arrested...but no so then we're like um ok, they're not here and me and Alex try to kill Wes, but he gets away and we head to the depot. When we get there, all we find is a Dougie Fresh, who tells us that YL is at the Yacht club, well none of us knows how to get there, and it's 8:00 by then, so we assume they'll be done in half hour and we'll just drive a little and then head to Duchess. So we do a little driving, stop at Dunkin Donuts, where we see Kim and Ryan, they're so cute. Then we're freezing so we get back in the car and go to turn around in the train station. Wes informs us about this cat lady, who lives in the boonies of Tokeneke and has like a million cats who live in her run down car or something and it's really scary cause you can see their eyes glowing and such. So we wanna go see it, but he doesn't know where it is, so then I bring up the moonpool. Now for u who don't live around here, the moonpool is like this legendary man made pond that everyone goes to, and u have to run through people's backyards to get to it and stuff and it's all cool and beautiful and people like to hook up in it haha. So i'm like ok we're going, but no one has been there, except Alex who's been like halfway there, so we're not exactly sure who's backyards we have to run through... So we pull over on the side of the road across from the house where it is, but no one gets out, Alex is like uhh i don't wanna go, so i'm like fine, Wes, we'll go lata after Duchess. So we go to Duchess, sit in the parking lot for awhile deciding whether or not to steal a "ramp closed" sign we see in the bushes, Wes almost does, but then realizes it's a lost cause and so we go inside, I get my beloved grilled cheese, scarf it down, say hi to my peeps. Wes eats some really gross cheese fries, drenched in fake, orange cheese. Then Wes and I decide that Alex looks like a stuffed animal kangaroo, haha and she gets mad at us. I don't like how i'm talking in like present tense, but whatev....so then Alex has to be home by 9 and it's like 8:50, and the YL peeps are nowhere to be found, so we're like screw it, we'll drive Alex home and then come back and wait for them. So we go to Alex's house, drop her off and then head back to Duchess, we arrive there at 9:28. By this time, Wes and i have realized that club started at 8 since it was all county and so they'll be a half hour later then expected. So we sit in the Duchess parking lot for bout 20 min, but not before i have stopped at Walgreens to pick up my mix of M&M's (peanut butter plus crispy, the best!!) So we sit there, it's real fun haha, Wes and Sarah bonding time bahaha, and we listen to some interesting music, then at like 9:45 we see Bren's lil jeep (Lucy, is it?) finally arrive. But Wes decides to just honk the horn and i flash the brights inside the restaurant until they realize we're sitting the parking lot, but no one sees us. So we're sittin there flashing and beeping for about 7 min and finally Wes calls Bren's cell and is like uhh ur so dumb, so they see us and we go inside and hang for a little while and i discover that boyz are a lot like girls. By the way if this is getting boring the good part is coming up so keep reading. So because like everyone has left except for some freshman peeps over there and me, Wes, George, Tony, Kevin and B-buckle haha (why they call him that, i don't know) so they're all sitting there with me the only girl and Wes is naming all the girls he's hooked up with and i'm like cringing in the corner as they discuss some interesting boy things, i'd rather not say. So i'm like ok guyz I think it's time to go, Wes has already snagged a ride home with me and then i'm asked by Tony, George and B-buckle for a ride home too, what can i say? i 'm a nice kid, so i was like ya sure. So they pile in and Wes reminds me that we were suppposed to go back to the moonpool and fulfill our mission. So i'm like "hey have any of u ever been to the moonpool", cause we had no idea how to get there, running through people's yards and all. Ff course none of them have. "Ok, we're going" i say and we thug it up on the way listening to gangsta's paradise. So we get there, I park on the side of the road and i'm like "AHHH, i'm a little scared, i dont wanna get arrested for tresspassing, but i really wanna go." Tony and Wes are all for it, and Brian and George have a bad feeling about it. So i'm like "no, guyz we cant give up", but not before Wes tinkles on the side of the road. So there's this huge mansiony kinda house and we run through their driveway, by the way about every light in the house is on, and so i'm like oh great, so we run past the side and we're in the backyard and we're full throttle when all of a sudden the back porch light comes on and Tony does that scream that he always does. We stop, turn and RUN back up the side of the house and across the streeet. I start to like wet my pants and the Brian goes to pee i think, or was it George?? Well anyway, so i'm like "wait we can't give up" and then Brian and George head back to the car and i'm torn between them and the car or Wes and Tony who are running towards the house again. So i decide to go with Wes and Tony and Brian and George soon follow. We're halfway thorough their backyard, but we see a fence at the end, running all the way across the backyard. So we run back and across the road again. By this time I'm way out of breath and on the verge of tears, but I won't give up. So we go to the other side of the house cause there's no lights on that side, which was my idea in the first place but no one listened to me. We make it all the way down this little brick path, make that ice covered brick path and through some shrubs and we're to the fence that's alll the way at the end of these people's huge backyard. Wes looks up at the house and comments on the lady in the kitchen, ok that scares me just a little, since she can just look out the window and see us. Then i look to the left and hear some rushing water and see this huge fountain looking thing, so i'm like "guyz, there it is", but i find out lata that that's not really it hahah, how would I know? We realized that jumping the fence would not work, so we run back up the icy path, through the shrubs, being careful not to let the lady in the kitchen see us. ok so we're back to the car, and Brian is like crying, "i had to be home 49 minutes ago" and i'm like uhhh. So before we leave, me and Wes go to this other house, that's kinda like a barn and i'm like "this is where Alex said it was", and he's like "she don't know what's she talking bout", but i had a feeling she was right, so i was like "no it's right behind here i know it." But i had to bring Brian home and George wanted to go too, so we leave. Drop off those two, and at Brian's house after he gets out I say to Wes and Tony, "alright, we're going back" i would not give up, i'm just not a giver-upper. So we head back , and Tony calls his dad saying he'll be home in 15 min hah, riiiight. Wes calls his mom and is like "mom, i'm not gonna lie to you, we're on a mission. We have to get to the moonpool and we can't give up till we do." "can u be home in 5 min?" his mom says. " def. not" he replies "ok, Wes, i love you" she says and he's like "rock on mom" and we're off. So we're back, parked across from the barnish house and i'm like "ok guyz, this is it". I spot a gravel driveway to the right of the house and i'm like "this is the way i know it", cause if we didn't go that way, we'd have to go Wes's way, which was opening someone's gate and like walking through their courtyard thingy haha. So we start running down the GRAVEL haha and we're making all this noise, so we're like 'get on the grass" da dumb duamduahdhda dudha (that was supposed to be like mission impossible music) So then we cross the gravel to this huge field-hill and run down it, and I ran into some tree branches and HUGE muddy grass spots, that sucked, and we come to this fountain, with a huge rock in the middle and a little waterfall. "Is this it?" we all say "cause if so it sucks and no one could even fit in there" But that fountain thingy happened to be what i had seen before and thought that was it. haha so we continue running down the hill and then we see it!!! This huge pondy, pool looking thing, covered with ice and it's really pretty and the moon is reflecting off the waterish ice, hence the moonpool. So we check it out a little. I, being the stupid one, think that the ice is a pool cover, but Tony thinks that by spitting a loogy on it and then pissing on it, he can prove it's ice. whatev, i believed him anyway. So, then we walk around it a little, see all these beautiful little water falls and stuff, and see how very man made it is, cause it's soo perfect looking and we can feel something like hollow beneath our feet. So we're like "ya guyz, we did it" and we run back up through mud and trees and gravel driveway to the car. We hop in the car and i'm like "guyz, we could've just driven down the driveway and seen it." So we're like that would be soo badass, so of course i can't just not do something adventurous and so we drive down the gravel driveway in the silent night, DOWN THE GRAVEL DRIVEWAY IN THE SILENT NIGHT, a lot more noise then running down it haha. And we're like "ya we're soo cool, bahah", and we turn around in the mooonpool people's driveway and we're like haha George and Brian are gonna be so mad they didn't come. So then we're like "right on we did it." By this time it's about 11:14 and tony is supposed to be home by 11:20. He's like there's no way, and i'm like "Tony, i can get u there by 11:20", five mintutes lata (11:19), we pull into Tony's driveway, hah and I didn't even speed. oh wait, I didn't pull into his driveway and never will haha, because...well... bad memories. $500 worth of bad memories. So anyway, i'm like "rock on brotha" and i go on to Wes's house, after dropping them both off and feeling so invigorated I go on to my house and go upstairs and to bed and thank God for the funnest night of my life in a while haha. And that is my story, I hope you all enjoyed it. By the way, we tricked George and Brian into thinking that we got caught by the cops last night haha, but then Tony like said he was lying or something i don't know, but the joke was ruined, whatev it was funny anyway. So now i have to go to do some family biz, what fun. But it's the weekend and i'm happy and then it's Christmas break. I love you, Mr. Blog and all my readers. You are my.....i don't know, i couldn't think of a word. mwa mwa.
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