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Thursday, May 29, 2003

ok, i just wrote really good blog stuff and then i tried to press number lock, who knows why, and i didn't realize it said clear too and it cleared everything i wrote. AWWAWKEJFLKE. fine. well what i said was. i am feeling a lot less heated then i was during this afternoon's fiasco. although now that i have brought it up again i am thoroughly disgusted at the entire human race. no i'm not, that just sounded smart so i put it in. anyway. tuesday was the reopening of Duchess. but i couldn't go. thankfully tonight is club so i will def. be there. but u all should've known that anyway. duh. ok that's the end of the real bloggin part. now it's on to the quotes. i have a lot of good ones today. hoorah.

yesterday i was having a low self esteem day for lotsa stuff, but one of the reasons cause i'm a big goon, just kidding no. but anyway, that's what i was thinking. so Bren made this great top ten list for me. and u all tall people who hate being tall, just read this, but it's for girls only!

This list is dedicated to our beloved cow, OPIE.

Top Ten Reasons Why It's Good To Be Tall
10) because we have long sexy legs (pssh, of course!)
9) the word "stumpy" comes to mind. and nobody wants to be stumpy!
8) because tall girls look better in bathing suits, it's just a fact of life.
7) because we never get lost in large crowds.
6) because won't have to bend over to kiss you.
5) because every short girl wishes she were taller (hence the reason they all wear high heels)
4) because you have to be atleast 5'9" to be a model (and who doesn't want to be a model, come on now).
3) because all the hott guys are really tall anyway, who wants a stumpy short boyfriend? i sure don't.
2) because your husband is going to absolutely love the fact that you're tall, and he'll love you for YOU!!
1) the best reason of all...because God made you PERFECT in his image, long legs and all. and you wouldn't want to insult God by wishing you were short, would you? of course not, he loves you JUST the way you are!!!!

YAY, THANKS BRENNY. I LOVE YOU.

next for quotes. we were watching a really great movie in french, except it's ending kinda bad, but i never realized how lame it was until today. it's about this guy who wants to grow veggies in the country, but these other guys want his land to grow carnations, so they block his water supply so he can't grow anything and he'll go back to the city. but this guy like WILL NOT give up. so today he was trying to build a well. oh i forgot to mention he's a hunchback with a wife and kid. so then he gets this idea for dynomite. and he blows up some rocks down in the well and then before the explosion even ends and before EVERYTHING COMES BACK TO EARTH (notice the emphasis) he runs down the the well. next scene, he's dying in bed and he says:
"I went to go see the water shoot up, but some rocks were blown sky high and landed on my head." can i just say...DUMB. and the next quote is from one of the guys who was trying to steal his land, but he ended up feeling sorry about what happened. "It's not me that's crying, it's my eyes" i am sorry, i have no words for this. i just....i can't express the stupidity which is found in what this frenchman has said. nothing against the french of course. no that's a lie. i hate france. and i hate the language. and i wish i could just bahh. oh whatever. toodles.

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