so we got our yearbooks today. no offense to the yearbook staff, but they suck. ok here are my reasons:
1) all the sports are crammed together in the front, not spread out in the book as usal
2) cheerleading does not even have a full page....what the hell is that about? we have half a hockey picture on our page. i am furious about this. and why don't we have a captain's corner? we have captains too, you know. and in case u were too dumb to realize, Laura Rosati and I are juniors, yes juniors, 11th graders, in other words we are NOT "seniors...leav[ing] the team this year..." as u so idiotically put us in the yearbook.
3) cheerleading is a winter AND fall sport, this means we go under both categories. this means we don't get some crap half page in the winter section with all pictures from the fall season, got it?
4) the best part about getting older is that your pictures slowly get a bit bigger each year, this year everyone's pics are the same size, except the seniors. hello, that's what's cool about being a junior, ur picture is bigger then the scrawny froshies and sophs. but nooo, nooo, noooo.
5) i was promised that a fabulous picture of Sarah holding me wearing our matching saved by the bell shirts would be blown up and placed in the red, white and blue section of the homecoming week. was it there? hmm, let's take a wild guess. no. ok not only was i promised though, but during the year a yearbook staffer, was like oh yes, it's huge, that picture oh my gosh. ya it's right there in the yearbook all blown up. was that just a complete lie? i'm sorry, i don't get it.
6) the senior superlatives and now and thens are completely like shrunken. u can't even see them. what? did we run out of room or something? i just don't freakin' get it. if anyone cares to explain, i'll be very greatful. thanks.
7) my last complaint, is not totally a complaint. it's actually a bit of a thankyou. no one can explain this phenomenon, but Ashleigh Bella is placed twice in the yearbook in the senior section. once under Ashleigh Bella (her real name) and once under Linda Pae. First of all, who the hell is Linda Pae? and why does she look exactly like Ashleigh, just posing a different way? ok, not only that, but they're little bio/dedication sections are completely different and she even signed her name Linda Pae for one part. i'm sorry, but she does not have a twin sister. something has gone completely and utterly wrong and i am tres confused. ok, so now that i've explained, i say thankyou for that, because that was quite possibly the funniest thing i have ever seen in my life. i saw it during lunch, where i basically threw up whatever i was trying to eat and then i laughed so hard i cried for maybe 10 minutes. seriously, u people have to see this. thankyou ashleigh/linda for making my yearbook experience an almost good one.

well with that put, i've got to get to work. mwa. peace out fools. and i love you. seriously i am going to cry soon, cause i'm thinking of all my graduating seniors, WAAA. i can't deal with this alright. i'm shouting out. i don't do this often, cause it's dumb. but i'm doing it. so deal.
SHOUT OUT TO MY GRADUATING SENIORS:
~Kendra (Kenny): ok, gym when i was a frosh. writing casey on my tummy. what? did i just say that outloud. i mean type it outloud...yes. well i'm gonna miss you. i loovvee you.
~Kaitlin: ok, no. cheerleading would never ever ever have been the same without you. who would've made me laugh like every five seconds. remember when u pulled me out of ur car by the ear? SPREW. i love you. soo much. please don't leave me.
~Chadae (Chadi): i read what u wrote in my yrbk, and ur gonna make me cry. i'll never ever forget our laughs and good times. it's not over till the fat lady sings, want me to sing? OH SUSHI. oh i love you. NYC?? holla. nice job running into the camera. i wuv you.
~Jessyca: Leslie Bian, u are mad hott. i love you so so sos much and i really don't want u to leave, cause cheer tryouts already sucked without you. u always crack me up. even when no one else laughs. btw, i'm feeling up to par are you? ges or jes, however one spells it. penis penis penis...umm enough of that. i love you and i can't take u leaving. WAAA. coming to visit u in cali.
~Meg: CAPTAIN, best one ever. singing in the car. i can't find my cat, meow rarar. dixie chicks. u are my role model. and i look up to you like none other, and remember u still owe me some lessons. baskin robbins. eric...what? i miss the saturn and i will miss you. i love you with a burning passion in my heart. cheerleading is dead without you. seriously dead. but i will try to keep it alive. i promise. mwa mwa. kisses forever. don't forget me and laura...visiting...boys...
~Claire: we are still having a sleepover i promise. this summer, def. we need it. kum by yah, this place sucks. u make me laugh all the time. what was that about a floppy disc? hugs and kisses, i love you. and will miss you no doubt.
~Dan: i've always loved you. and u know i love hanging out with you, so don't start mister. bru bru. going to the random stamford party with britta? weird. but i love you. soo much. and u've always always made me laugh. joe popular. aunt lou lou, we're still going there. i'm not joking. i will miss you like none other. remember bus rides in middle school. scary times. mwa mwa.
~Linda Pae: BAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
~Bren: what would i have done without you on my low self esteem goon days? ur list is hanging on my wall. OPIE. wow, he is my lover. wait, shouldn't he be dead? oh well. sorry caroline. the diner...the reuben or is it rubin? who knows. u liked though, right? GIGA will totally not be the same without you. you're such an inspiration. next pool party, we'll set up another run kenny into the pool type thing. i love you so much. please dont leave me.
~Andrew: thanks for always remembering my birthday. now that takes skill. definately. i love you and i'll miss you greatly, don't you worry. p.s. u owe me money.
~Sara: Speedy, what is up with the no track thing. do you know how much it sucked without you? well it did. i'm gonna miss you. don't forget our fun rat times. i love you. mwa mwa.
~Cassie: ok, how will cheerleading be dirty anymore without you? i'll have to start wearing no clothes to practice to take ur place. OUR homecoming dance was soo much better. i'm gonna miss you soo much, but hey, UCONN isn't that far away...here i come. partayyy. i love you mwa mwa.
~Ally:hi there mr. morning. we only became friends at the end of the year, but i love you none the less. gum chains are the coolest and so is NYC with you and me and everyone. please no more of that song. i love you and i'll miss you.
~Julia: oh my jules. u've always always always made me laugh. when u got austin powered in you know who's driveway. booty call. u've got to admit, he is mad hott though. remember driving to his house? ohhh i do. i'm a rat. but a rat that loves you and totally missed u at track this year. remember stealing his photo paper and exposing it, haha that was harsh. i love you soo much and i'll miss you very much. mwa mwa.

ok i have to stop now. tears will start flowing. no one even reads this, what am i thinking? mwa mwa.