"For all the girls at 'I ate a pie', stop eating pies..." AHAHAHA that is a direct quote from Wayne on "What not to wear" a classic TLC show. which i enjoyed tonight over a plate of brownies which were my dinner. then i felt fat and unhealthy, so i ate a tomato. i'm a retard.

"Patrick, darling. Since you left me, i am undone. Mother loves you. God save my son..."
"Just give me half a cup...something to fill me up...i gotta find an angle...i gotta sell more papes..."

- NEWSIES!!!!