snookums. i am reading old school little mermaid right now. like the first one ever, where the witch lady CUTS her tongue out like symbolizing the "taking" of her voice. anyway, i actually haven't gotten to that part yet, but i heard about it.

OK SO. this girl named sarah, who is evan's friend in california, has A LAMB. first of all, i cannot express the amazing coolness of that in words because there are no words to express it. but SHE HAS A LAMB. and she a has a barn where the lamb lives which is doubly cool. now if none of you knew, my good buddy laura has the nickname lamby. i forget where she got it, i think from my dad, but this just shows my love for lambs. lambs are by far the best farm animal ever and somedays they even beat dogs. which is why when i am grown and living on a HUGE farm with horses and lots of acres and my 8 kids, i will have a pet lamb. and he or she will sleep on the foot of my bed like a dog and it will be good times. but when the lamb becomes a sheep they get booted outside. where they can live for awhile. cause i don't want no big sheep roaming my MANSION on my FARM with a BARN and HORSES, did i mention that before? ok.
well i was going to continue about how cool it was that she has a lamb. but then she just told me that she had been lying to me all along about the lamb. and so now that i am thorougly devestated i am going to cry over the loss of sweet pea the lamb, who actually never really was.

MWA.