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Friday, August 06, 2004

trevie

this is an entry about trevie. since we are married, he is hurt and angered that i have not mentioned anything about him here in a long while. so now i shall tell about him. trevie is a wonderful boy/man. he is a guy. yeah that's the word. he's not a boy not yet a man. all he needs is time, a moment that is his, while he's in between. anyway, enough quoting of britney.

trevor ********* williams is a wonderful person. he is kind and caring most of the time. sometimes if you ask him enough times he will punch you many times therefore giving you a large bruise or two. he did this to me once, it was so great and lovable of him. i was really excited cause i love getting bruises and he gave me two HUGE ones and i got to tell everyone my husband beat me. and he told me to think about Jesus when he punched me, which was even sweeter then the actual punches. speaking of sweet, trevie is such a sweet boy that i cannot even describe. he buys me all sorts of gifts...well in my imagination he does. but in reality he lays on the couch and calls me to bring him beers, which of course i do without hesitation because my love for my husband trevor, surpasses all others. but other then that he is such a great guy. he gives me all these wonderful hugs that make me feel so happy because he sometimes cracks my back when he does it and although it is very painful since it is from him i love it. and even afterwards when i cannot walk because of the excruciating pain of my broken back i just feel so happy because trevie broke my back not some other fool. but the very very best thing about him would have to be when i run from afar and jump into his arms. it makes me feel like a little girl. me being the goon that i am often feel sad that i am so much taller then all my friends, but when i'm around trevie not only do i feel little i feel fat. which is just so great because i know that he weighs less then me. but it's ok because he's anorexic. oops spilled a secret there, didn't i. anyway, no matter. the real matter is his large enormous grotesque yet of course HOTT muscles. they are so huge sometimes they make me want to vomit with happiness. and of course i do. i love to feel his 8 pack which absolutely disgusts me and i also love to admire his non existent pecs, oh i'm sorry did i just say he doesn't has pecs. my bad. they are huge. not only that but he can bench press about 590835 pounds, which truly is impressive. since his monstrous muscles are so big it makes it very easy for him to lift up my obese body into his massive manly wondrous arms. oh yes, how lovely they are. besides that trevie is just so hott i think he should just go be a model. his FAKE hair, which he refuses to admit is bleached, a fascinating bright blonde color is just amazing. and his beautiful face should just be in a magazine right now. the only thing i can say i dislike about trevie is his hideous white shoes. but i can't even hate them that much because they are so large and you know what that means................................LARGE SOCKS. and how i love socks. speaking of socks one time i was at his house and he gave me such wonderful food and drink. he was so hospitable i cannot even describe. even his grandparents rememebered my name. i really felt like they knew i was his wife, which of course i am. and he is my husband. and we have been married for 3 years. we were married on june 10. i know that you all wish to see this lovely man, well of course you can. please feel free to look at pictures of him which are in the album titled "my husband" at this very website: community.webshots.com/user/sbru8 there are also some lovely ones of us hugging here: community.webshots.com/user/sbru14 under the album more randoms. i hope you have enjoyed this entry and i hope my darling trevie does too. TREVOR I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART. i cannot wait to see you one last time before you leave again for the haitian community on june 22. we shall have a grand old time on that day. and do not find any new loves in old haiti, for i will cry my little eyes out. i promise not to tell anyone your middle name. I LOVE YOU, LOVE SARAH OF COURSE. mwa mwa mwa mwa.

1 Comments:

At 6:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

sarah my love, you are a hilarious little wife, i aprechiated your entry about me very much although some of the details were slightly off, there will be a nice big entry on my xanga site just waiting for you, i will miss you dearly while i'm at camp and while i'm in haiti,

the love of your life,
your husband Trevie

 

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