please mr. smokey man

lately i have been so full of boredom, i do not know what to do with myself. anything and everything i can think of doing is only more boring or only entertains me for a few seconds. tonight i timed myself on how slow i could eat a lollipop cause usually i only lick them for a few minutes and then bite them, but tonight...tonight it took me 37 minutes to finish it. and let me tell you i was very very happy with my progress. of course it was a long and painful process, but what can i say? it entertained me for the time being. now as usual i am fully full of boredom again. i guess maybe i'll go to bed. last night i was so bored i went to bed at 10:40. i haven't done that in about 4 years. tonight open mic was basically cancelled cause no one signed up so that was a sad sad disappointment. not really cause open mic sucks. so i guess i'm gonna go to bed now. alright then. bye.