so what's with christina, madonna, and britany frenching? that's just horrifiably disgusting. anyway, i got my car today. ayyayayay, and at first the windows wouldn't go down but then they magically worked and then we got new batteries for the clicker thing, so that's all good. so right now i'm pretty much the happiest little girl on earth. i'm even more happy there is no school on monday. and i have soo much work to do and i've only been to school 3 freakin' days. what the helllll is up with dat? I'M SO EXCITED FOR OUR FIRST GAME. you all should come. it's at mcmahon vs. danbury, no doubt we're winning....heheh i hope. mwa mwa. peace out.

school sucks. someone hates me. and fun is not to be found. i might as well just give up. sigh.

so today was officially the new Life Sucks School Sucks WHHYYYYYY day. school is horrible, absolutely horrible. i miss last year more then ever. but what i really miss is the old days. the old old days. like ages 1-8. before we moved here and life went downhill. i miss walking with my grandma, when she could walk and going to camp and eating turkey sandwiches with mayonaise and i didn't know there was mayonaise on it. i am very distracted. and saddened. just pray for the rest of my life having to deal with education. MWA.

whoa it's plain to see you'd rescue me from my lonliness, so-called unhappiness. dixie chicks always keep me going. so tomorrow is like THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL. and this very moment is one of my very last few moments of freedom. my mom just said something dumb and i would like to slap her, but she is in the other room on the phone, so i shall resist. i have so much to do. AH. and i know i'm not going to be able to sleep. i still have to shower and all this crappy dap. but i cleaned my room and all is good for right now. i'm really excited to use all these new pens and cool stuff i bought at staples haha, that's one good thing about going back to the prison. so anyway. time is running out and i wanted to go to bed early tonight. but who ever believes i would do that? i don't know. everyone wish me luck tomorrow. i am a bit frightened/excited/angered/sad/nervous/and just plain annoyed for tomorrow. so alright. toodles. mwa.

i am awaken and dying. no need to explain. i was just viewing lizzie mac's blog and found out that she attended a stripped/justified concert last night. i would like to ask her how that was. so if you read my blog liz, please answer me about that.

today i have practice from 3:30 until 5:30. what joy. and after that the evening is like an open door, for i do not know what is planned. well i'd better go drink my tummy tea before i puke. ta ta. mwa.

so after i blogged. i decided i would go to the library to pick up my book on cd, for those people who cannot concentrate and read books. specially summer reading books. ha. so then i decided i would check up on laura. but she was not home, that was because she was babysitting. so i stopped by there and we had some fun and then she called the rents and asked if we could take the boys to BR to get some cream of ice. suprisingly she said yes. and can i just say the whole freakin' town of darien and other towns were there too hahaha. these are the people i saw....

People i saw at Baskin Robbins tonight:
1. melissa from the IC day camp
2. meggie
3. tash
4. taylor
5. jason torey
6. john honey-fitzgerald
7. chip gambir
8. mike kap...
9. james haggart
10. rob loveland
11. emily uhh forget her last name
12. charlotte morgan
13. brittany
14. caroline maglathin
15. savannah (my neighbor's friend)
16. the weirdo guy from PCP who wished he was high
17. josh (who sometimes works at BR, but who's going back to college now)
18. as of right now, i think that's it.

ok i'm being bombarded at the moment. so i must go. toodles. mwa. see everyone in like a day....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

dum dum dum dum dum dooooobie doo. yay, my daddy fixed the internet. i am tres excited. so tomorrow is tuesday and the next day is wednesday. and wednesday....WE FREAKIN' START SCHOOL. whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy (not, take a crazy chance....) fluffer nutters. i sorta actually kinda want to go back to school, just to see this one certain REALLY HOTT person. but no one except maybe lamby shall ever know who he is. today was cheerleading practice, not too bad, cause we mostly took pictures and that was ok, cept me an laura couldn't put wes in an elevator cause he was too fatty so instead he put her on his shoulders and i did a freakin' split as always...bahhh. but in the team pic, i did a heel stretch and that was good except i lost my balance a lot and we were wearing uniforms and i didn't have bloomies and i was wearing bright pink underwear ahahaha, soooo i hope no one saw that...and all the football players were walking by. oh too bad. mrs. shaw and mrs. scott took our pictures, i love them they are kind mommies. all the f-ball mommies are kind, except for a few who's names shall not be named. BAH. my mom just said this, "probably my butt." i have no idea where that came from, that's the only part of the conversation i heard. my family is "silly williness." Evan said that once, and i've decided i really like the phrase, so i'm adopting it.

this was my day today, i awoke at 7:40 am and got dressed oh wait, scratch that. i took a shower really late last night, so to be extra speedy in the morn and have like 10 min extra sleep in time i got dressed last night ahhaha. so i woke up and didn't get dressed cause i already was and then i did the normal morning stuff and went to babysit. i did that until 12:30. and it was kinda ok. the kids were still sleeping when i got there and the girl woke up first and we watched really intense episodes of Superman together and then a little later, the boy woke up and he watched a little too. then at like 10:30 we went to town and ate chinese for lunch. even though it was still early and then we had ice cream. then i went to cheer practice till 3:30 and then back to babysit until 7. and at my second babysitting session we walked to the park and to town and got more ice cream, since i was carless that time. and now i'm having a importatn conversation with alison sutherland benton, so i have to go MWA MWA. peace out mofos.

ok so the blogger machine was most definately broken yesterday. it gave me quite a scare. so i am back from NJ now, and carless, sadly. but i will get one soon i hope. today was the only day of cheer camp i could make it to. crazy foolishness i say. i only have four (that's 4) days till i start school. wow, that just registered....what the hell am i thinking. i can't read all three of my million page summer readng books in FOUR days. man, i'm so dumb. ahhhh i don't want to go to school. the only good part is i'm a senior, but that's not even good. i miss the old seniors, i want them back. i like them better. even though they were a sucky senior class, what the hell where are they, COME BACK. oh mannnn this sucks. plus we suck at cheerleading, it all just sucks... a lot. darn it. alright, this needs to stop. i need to elope with my future husband, just right now, so i don't have to deal with crap.

tonight i went bowling with sarah, chrissie and ian. that of course was after caroline's going away party, the VBS party at church, an eye doctor appointment and 5.5 hours of cheer camp and i even left early. well anyway, i lost both games sadly. guess i'm just not the bowling type. oh well. there was a guy in the lane next to us...did i make that clear A GUY, as in ONE MAN bowling by himself....ya that was cool...his name was larryy (he spelled it like that on the scoreboard) and he was like pro, own shoes, own ball, ya. it hurt to bowl next to him. even though ian beat his score once hahahaahaahahah. so there larrryyyy. bah. so anyway... i need a break from this. but listen here. me + you = us. nice. mwa mwa.

voila all. i am here at new jersey's pleasant home of Carmela and Lucy Tortorello. my great aunt and great grandma. everytime i get here this computer screen gets smaller and smaller, it's really annoying. today it rained, poo no fun. but i got a new bathing suit, woohoo. and tomorrow i don't know what's going on, and wednesday we're going to great adventure, HOLLLLA. and thursday we're leaving for home and then i have to go to some college seminar learning crap at the library and friday is cheer camp and eye doctor. well i have to be on my way. mwa mwa. kisses to everyone, i miss you, especially YOU!! xoox.

hola blog.
today we leave for NJ in a few hours. last night i went to playland with my granny, my bro, my cousins ashley and vicki, me and sarah. it was great fun. we went on some darn good roller coasters, but nothing can beat steal force and the talon. well then. this week we're probably gonna go to great adventure since we'll be near it and that should be lots of fun, caause i LOVE roller coasters ever since i got over my fear of them. hoorah. alright well, it's time for me to eat some lucky charms. kisses.

HEYYYLOOOO. sooooo anyway, yesterday the whole like northeast coast had a huge blackout, from like canada to who knows where, but def. more southeren then us. no power WHAT SO EVER for 9.5 hours. so for some of those hours i hung out at home with the fam and the extended floridian fam. and then for some more of them i went to stop and shop and the sports authority with youth group, cause they were like the only stores open and that was fun. and then for the last few hours i hung out more at home, walked to jackson place, fell asleep in the hammock and then finally saw the fan start spinning and i went up to bed. i was computer deprived for almost half a day...AH.

so today was the last day at camp. I AM VERY SAD. i am gonna miss SOME of those kids very much and especially Gina and Brooke and Joe and all those counselor buddies. what am i to do with myself, oh right, SCCHOOOLL IN A WEEEEKK. that sucks so much. so it was the dance festival today and my girls did pretty good, so that was exciting and at the end they were all doing YMCA and joey bajodie runs up strips off all clothes, down to a makeshift speedo bathing suit. and danced round the whole room. this kid is like a chubby, incredibly annoying, very rude, disobeying foolish boy with bleached blonde hair, he's like an ugly, fat eminem. but darn, he was like soooooooooooooooo hilarious today, i almost died. i took like 10 hundred pictures and slapped myself for not bringing the video cam today, what an idiot i am. then we got out early and i got my paycheck except i was very sad that my buddy, adorable little jack had this hat that he was gonna give to me for an end of summer present cause i alwasy tried to steal his, and he even signed love jack in it with a heart, and i almost cried, he left without giving it to me. my summer is not complete without that hat. AH. what shall i do? i am sad about that. i am also sad i didn't get any cash money money tips today. i got a mug, a manicure and a candle. whoooopie. but yesterday i got 30 bucks from michelle and at the end of first session i got 10 from halley and 75 from kirsten so i guess overall thats pretty good. that 115 dollars worth of cash tips for the whole summer. even though betsy got 130 just today, fool. well that's about all i have to say right now so peace.

howdy doo, all. today was my grandpa's wake, it wasn't too bad actually, although we were there for 6 hours without any break. but i left for a little bit with my cousins to get some snacks. i met lotsa people i didn't know and stuff and it was even kinda fun at times. like seeing a lot of my relatives i hadn't seen for awhile. but it was also very sad. tomorrow is the funeral, or shall i say today since it's after midnight and then a lunch at the IC, haha where i should be at work. i have to read a poem at the funeral and i'm really scared, i believe i will begin bawling in front of everyone and not be able to say it, so i'm kinda scared. i hope that doesn't happen. tonight my rents didn't make me go out to dinner with them, so i stopped at Gina's to see how her little "get together" was going and it turned out to be sooooooooo much fun. a lot funner then the younger kids parties, it was an over 21 party, but Gina let me come cause she knows i'm responsible and i brought laura and we had such a blast, but i had to bring lamb home at 10:30 and then i came back for some more fun. i just love those guys, i'm really gonna miss them. so friday is the last day of camp, i'm a little scared and sad slash happy about it. sad, cause i really am gonna miss those guys sooo soo much. and happy cause i hate those dumb kids, but you know how it is. it's just starting to sink in that summer is just about OVER. i gots to go to bed, love you all. and say hi to the world. i miss ali benton mwa mwa. peace out.

i am in a bad, mad, sad mood. i will seriously break something soon. i made the mistake of telling someone something and they told someone else and now it's gonna turn i bad, i know it. crap on my head. everyone is really annoying me, i just wanna scream really looud and break something and strangle someone. but i will stay calm and i will pray. it is ok. goodnight.

i am in like total and complete ALISON SUTHERLAND BENTON withdrawl. i don't know what to do with myself when she's not around. i have no one to talk to and laugh with and make fun of myself and her with. i just am sooo.....sooo.....i don't even know the word i am searching for. gosh darn it. what the hell. i am what's the word. oh crap. why does my memory fail me now. i am beside myself.

you're it, you're the ultimate. that's right, i'm singing to you blog. today i feel like doing nothing, but not getting fat, but i think i have to do something, so i'm kinda confused well anyway. i think i will go finish the last of whatever ice cream is left from betsy's party hehe. two kisses for the sunshine. p.s. i miss ali benton soo much. please come back soon. i don't know how to survive without you MWA MWA.

hi everyone. last night at 1 in the morning my grandpa passed away, so whoever reads this just say a prayer for my family and my grandma and stuff, thanks. everyone is pretty much doing ok, so it's good. and elizabeth mcdonald is a doofus and a liar cause she said she was coming to church and she didn't. and i missed her, but katie was there and that made me happy cause i haven't seen her for awhile and suzie made me laugh as always. she's so hilarious. i just want her to live with me and when i get sad she'll say something funny and i'll just be happy again. today lou lou and jeff are coming over i think and i'm happy cause i love them. my daddy is not home, i miss him. mstatefoootball just got on hahah, what a doofus. i will always remember that night, with laura bahah. she is finally back from nj, phew. only one more week of camp waaaa. and then a week and then school waaaa. oh crap. mwa mwa. peace out bloggie and fools.

hi bloggie. so far today i have gone to the bank, dunkin' donuts, a car dealership, the sports authority, the rag shop, the library and i think one other place i can't remember. it was ok fun time with my mommy. now i am starting to get to work on Gina's end of summer present hehe. cause i sure am gonna miss her. and all these sad and annoying things are happening to me. i have to figure out what's going on tonight. my grandpa is not doing well in the hospital, please say prayers for him. i just totally remembered that i totally forgot about GIGA tonight, ahhh. that's confusing all the plans. and i have finally been notified that the upstairs computer is officially dead and cannot be revived and everything i have on there is gone. unless i spend hundreds of dollars to get the hard drive removed or something and like rebirthed, but we don't even know if that's possible. alright. now i have to figure everything out cause i just got even more confused mwa mwa.

hey blog
long time no type. well not really but to me it was. cause i didn't say anything last night, because i got home too late because of my amazing adventure in trying to get to evan's house, which i do not care to type all about but let me tell you, it sure was an adventure. and then i didn't come after work today cause i was with betsy the whole time getting ready for the partay. so now i was supposed to sleep over but she made me leave cause this boy is coming over and he's a dick, can i just say because he's making her go pick him up late tonight, he's sleeeping over, when i was supposed to, she has to drive him home tomorow morning and she has to buy him meals and a hat, atleast that's what betsy said, but she was pretty messed up tonight, so she may not have been thinking clearly. but he's definately using her for a slave girl, so i was a little angered about the whole sitch, but i'm kinda glad i'm home. so anyway. the worst things have been happening to me lately. yesterday i had to go pick up this plate of my brother's food i had left in father dan's driveway cause it was smelling up my car and i thought i would just come back and get it later, but it started pouring and such and my rents were like go get it now. so i went to get it and it was covered in slugs. i dropped the plate and ran back in the car, eventually i did make it home with that stupid, disgusting plate, but it was hard work. then tonight at betsy's i sit down on her coach and out crawls a spider. blood curdling scream, everyone came like running in the room like what the hell. i made fernando kill it. then later tonight i am going to play the piano and this thing is hanging from my hair so i hit it and it falls to the ground and it's a huge green grasshopper thing. AND IT FLIES TOO. this one fernando was not about to do anything with. then i get home and i have to walk otis. so i'm like taking him along the lawn and oh look, there is a huge dead crow or some sort of bird on my lawn. i ran away screaming. so i have been having some trouble with God's wonderful creatures these past few days. but i think i have to go to bed soon, my eyes are getting heavy and i have do laundry or something. but tomorrow is saturday and then the last week of camp, which is kinda sad though. peace. mwa.

howdy y'all. well today was a pretty good day, nothing special or exciting happened really. plus i don't really remember. all i know is that my freakin contact keeps fogging up and it's really really annoying. i'm really sad about work to end. like i want it to, but i know i'm gonna miss it soooo much. and all the kids. i hope they remember me next year, waaa. i think maybe i'll just work there for the rest of my life. so last night i saw freaky friday with betsy and we thought it might be corny but it was sooo not. it was really really really good, i recommend it to anyone. and right after we went out and bought the soundrack at tower and it's sooooooooooo good. right now i'm rockin to my freaky friday cd. it rocks. it's incredible. darn i just finished my last flavor ice. i will now be in withdrawl until i can get my hands on some more. mwa mwa.

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bahbahbahbahbahbahbahbahbahbahbahbahbahbahbahbahbahbahbahbahbahbah. sorry i was on the phone while i was doing that and i only had one hand. so i just kept typing over and over again as you may have noticed. cause i can type bah easily with one hand. tonight i am going to see freaky friday with betsy and i am so excited it's not even funny. like i wanna jump off some walls, cause i think it's gonna be a totally fabulous movie, like WOW. hahahahahaha remember that song? by aaron carter's sisite, what was her name....leslie carter? no it was like angel carter or something. it's like wow, ahha that was so dumb. anyway, today at camp, i didn't have a chance to get my revenge on joe and fernando, so i think i sort of gave up. but fernando called gina thunder thighes thinking it was a joke, but it actually was very hurtful towards her and she was very angry and hurt for a long time and then i made a joke about it and she got made at me too, so i was very sorry and felt bad and horrible. and she said the only way she would forgive me was if i went in the pool with all my clothes on. and i did and i was wearing a white shirt, so i had to run away quick before anyone saw me. then since i was already wet i put on my bathing suit and my clothes and went swimming again, cause i'd never been swimming in my clothes before haha it was fun. but now i took a shower and got freshened up for the movie, and hopefully my mom will be home in time because i don't wanna be late. kisses and hugs mwa mwa. peace out my homie gs.

hello babysitting was good, cause i only had one kid. then betsy picked me up from there and we went out for post corner, but then her mom got mad or something, so she closed up my pizza with like me trying to eat it and ran out the door. it was truly crazy. and i didn't even get my baskin robbins. bah...alright well. i'm excited cause tomorrow i'm going to see freaky friday, sweet opening night.

today was not so great. it was either raining or really hott the whole day. and even though i love the rain cause we get to go inside, it wasn't like that. we were outside all day. the only good thing was we had flavor ice for snack, but i have those here and yesterday i ate 13 of em. hah not a good idea. and i've alrady started again today, so far i've had 5. then i was brutally attacked by joe and fernando and water and a green marker. joe wrote all over me with the marker, they like pinned me down and killed me. green marker up and down my arms, on my eye, in my ear, in my hair and to make matters worse fernando covered me in water and made the green marker drip down my face turning into green water which later stained. it was very angering. so now i'm green and soaked, but i've been getting a little better since. and then i asked kj for help with a plan and he gave me two really good ones. first i'm gonna ask to see their cell phones and then take the batteries out and then i'm gonna cut their garbage bags, so that when they pick them up to take them out, all the trash will fall out the bottom. oh i am so good, with the help of KJ. well i'm up to number 8 now on my flavor ices, they are oh so deeeelish. hmm. just had a thoughtful, pensive moment. smooches. mwa.

lifestyles of the rich and the famous, i'm off to go do nothing. but i just got home from work and a storm is abrewing. it's crazy shite. anyway, whoa. this huge flashlight almost fell on my toes. close call. today was a wondrous day, until it got disgustingly hott out and we went outside cause it stopped raining. not a pretty sight. and then joe and fernando stole my chocolate eclair so i had to go buy another one. and that was my 2nd one anyway. so i'm a pig. and then i ate a nerds rope, oh they are the bomb. anyway, i am feeling quite tired and lazy and i could go for some food but i probably shouldn't. mwa.

i just finished watching a walk to remember, which i have recently learned is actually classified as girl porn along with other movies such as 10 things i hate about you, how to deal, where the heart is, stepmom, dirty dancing, bring it on (although not exactly girl porn, but more of chick flick material), save the last dance, never been kissed, the wedding singer. i could go on, but the point i am trying to get across is that a walk to remember is by far the king of girl porn. well now that i have cried a lot and thought about how shane west is like amazingly beautifully hott, i think i will go to bed. p.s. if you ever wanna make me cry with stuff that isn't girl porn, just turn on one of the following movies: armegeddon, mighty joe young, babe: pig in the city, again i could go on but shall not. goodnight to all and to all a good morning as well. kisses and hugs, oh look at the time mwa.

i hate my family sometimes
i reALLY really do. like i want to scream and rip out my hair. and jump out a window and fly away to another land of lambs and green green grass and llamas and camels. but other then that, today was kinda fun. i got lotsa new pairs of shorts from sports authority for cheerleading. yaay. mwa.

hello. it is early sunday morning. i should be sleeping. the arts festival was quite boring, i went with sarah and ian. it was also very hot. laura met us there. i just realized i didn't spell hott with two t's and i always do, so i just had to say that. and then we went to the bowling alley, where we saw chris, laura's friend. my cuz thom, his "girl, shaun, his "girl", ronnie from the depot was djing and kim and amy showed up. so that was great fun. we played a game there. then we did our dirrty dance and then went to the post road diner. i ran across to get pizza hut, but they were freakin' closed. so instead i had wakie wakie eggs and bakie. just kidding. i just had the eggs and bakie. it was darn good. and toast. and then i ordered another side of bacon. whoa fat pig. and then we drove everyone home and my bladder almost burst, it wasn't even funny. i had my pants undone before i even got in the house and dropped my stuff and zipped to the toilette. tomorrow is church. yay. but i wish we had sunday school. oh phooey. goodnight. mwa.

i know i can be what i wanna be, if i work hard at it, i'll be where i wanna be. hah. nas. well i think i'm off to the sono arts festival and i have a new look. i straightened my hair and i'm wearing a baseball hat, haha it's fun. it's the hat i stole from the camper. hha. i'm so glad he has a small head cause it fits me. i've always wanted to wear a hat, so i am very happy. well i should be going. actually i don't really have to, i just have nothing else to say. two kissses for the sunshines. MWA MWA. i feel like i miss something...but i don't know what it is.

hello foolish fishes of mine. today i cashed my check so now i'm in the money ha, sort of. but i put lots in the bank cause that's always a good thing to do. i just wish i hadn't lost my freakin' bonus. i damn you to hell bonus. i just ate two bowls of lucky charms, yum. it was good. i am bored now, cause i don't really have any plans so i'm just like holla. word. up. and i miss my kids at camp, no i lied. i don't miss my kids cause they are biotches and snobs and evil whores. i miss the boys, they are bad, but cute and sweet and adorable and sometimes annoying and perverted, but much better then my girls. so now that i have no camp today i am like lost without it. aw too bad. i will sure not be thinking that anymore on monday haha. i hope my kids will turn out to be as cute as all those boys, but not the girls. my girls will be sweet nice kids, not brats. i will make sure of that. i wish ALISON SUTHERLAND BENTON would come online so i could speak with her of my love and my unborn children haha. oh shucks. i'm blabbering. goodbye blog. i will talk to you later. mwa.

p.s. i don't think i ever told y'all how gooooood pirates of the caribbean was. i saw it on monday with betsy and it was like amazing. we've talked about it all week long and quoted it like nobody's business. and we even have new nicknames. betsy is bootstrap (one of the pirates) and i am tuner (except it's really supposed to be turner, played by orlando, but betsy seems to think they were saying tuner....she's just dumb like that. it's ok, i still love her.) and it was just wonderful, so i recommend it to anyone who hasn't seen it.
"Remember this as the day Jack Sparrow escaped..."
"...but why the rum...."
"Do you believe in ghost stories, Miss Turner. well you better start....cause you're in one....aahahahah"
"Remember he's a blacksmith." "No, he's a pirate."
"If you were looking for the perfect moment...that was it."
there are probably more, but i don't remember. so go see it, cause it was amazingly fantabulous. MWA.

ehhyyeyey. only 10 more days of camp, which makes me happy and sad, but it's ok. and today is friday and i got paid today holla. but this adorable kid had his last day today and i'm so sad cause i love him. but i stole his hat haha as a memory. and i was gonna give it back, but i hid it in my backpack and i totally forgot about it, so i was like haha tooo bad. so tonight i think i'm going to see bru bru 2 in the wizard of oz hooray for that. cause i love watching shows. and i think i have to call lamby. alright. peace out. mwa.

p.s. me and this other counselor brooke made up a club called the he-man woman lover's club for the boys and she-woman man lover's club for us with the little boys and it's soo hilarious. we all have nicknames, she's brooklyn and i'm sarasinator and this other kid who is in it is named jackary. haha they are so cute, i love little kids. mwa.